*Prolonged eyecontact*

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

Doctor Who 8.06 “The Caretaker” 27.09.2014
JOHN SMITH is back!!

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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theonion:

Ugly Custody Battle Over Ian McKellen Narrowly Avoided
viinasu:

Harley Quinn gives me so much life

viinasu:

Harley Quinn gives me so much life

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via harrysedwrds)